condescending online man day
i almost forgot, happy condescending online man day everyone
(via sunshinesalmon)
this looks so good!
Hey what the FUCK is this audio?
i desperately want to believe that the person who made this thought it was good music
the ray charles replicant is undergoing a severe system malfunction because of how sexy that crêpe looks
For the love of God do NOT unmute
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“fuck you my child is fine” ma’am your child was a pleasure to have in class
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woke up and turned over and there was a roach next to me…. wtf did we do last night….?
how dare you make me read this
(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)
Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!
happy too tired July everyone
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sometimes you can pick up a cat and hold it and it may make noises at you
loading screen tip
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I’ve been laughing like a hyena for the past 15 minutes
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A tarot deck where The Fool is just a tiny mirror that reflects your face
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My body is NOT a temple… It is a labyrinth that I Do Not know the exit to.
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